Friday, October 22, 2004

Of Stray Mongrels and Posh Cars

A stray mongrel was caught in flagrante delicto relieving himself on a hub cap of the editor's car.

Although the accused was immediately shooed away, sources say the damage was already done. The hub cap of the front wheel on the right side of the vehicle is now showing signs of rust.

Police are now combing the premises to capture the conniving beast and export him to South Korea, a nation where man's so-called best friend is considered a delectable dish.

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